Reader, Writer, Arithmeticker.
'Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit."
- Twelfth Night, William Shakespeare
Helen Mirren, beautiful in every way it’s possible for a human to be beautiful.
Happy 43rd Birthday Elizabeth Stamatina “Tina” Fey (May 18th, 1970)
untitled by cassoday harder on Flickr.
I approve this messege.
The Office: First and Last Appearances
And I hate that I still like your face.
Cause I really want to punch it.
the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just
buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
I literally had that moment anout a half hour ago in the grocery store.
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
I have regained my faith.
AMEN! HALLELUJAH!
Elizabeth hardly ever mentioned her mother, but a locket-ring she wore says more than a million words ever could: inside the ring was a picture of Elizabeth and her mother, Anne Boleyn.
i made this thingamabob because i feel like a dan ashcroft in a world of nathan barleys
